Hey Fat Man, Dance for me!

Choppered in to the Phoenis Park in Dublin, Ireland to see tha Chilliz! Awesome gig: fuckin bass explosions and all that shit. Crowd surfed my way all over tha fuckin park, kicking heads all the way.

Chillis, you're tha fuckin shit!

Those fat fucks in Radiohead supported the Chillis. The lead singer guy is nearly as fat as my doob brother Cardinal Tomas O'Shea. So ya see how fat he is. Radiohead did their song from that kick ass Fight Club movie, but didn't do 'Creep'.

Fuckin' band that were meant to show never did: tha Pixies, some Irish fuckin crew by all accounts - probably got wasted and couldn't leave their fuckin crib!

Made out with this hot bitch Ashley. She started to freak out when I said something about my bishop, then started screaming: 'Don't tell Eric!'

This skater kid that was hanging around trying to talk to this bitch jumped on me and tried to hit me with his fuckin backpack.

Whupped his ass...

The Skatepope has left the building.

The Radioheads