Laid up pretty bad

Took a spill off the roof of the Vat the other day. That's fucked up! Cardinal Tomas O'Shea, that blobby asshole, bet me I couldn't skate the dome.

I says to him: "I'm the fuckin' dome skater, bring it on ass-for-brains!"

When I fell 200 feet and hit the floor he started blubbin' like a pussy.

So, the Cardinal's takin' over some of my business affairs, at least until my broken spine heals. Damn cast's starting to itch.

The Skatepope is not available for after dinner speaking until further notice.