Whoa, Now That's Fucked up!
Jesus, Skatepope got food poisoning from eating two day old burritos tha otha day! Fuck! I was like a shit fountain, man, for real!
First of all, I was skatin down tha pipe with some of the fathers and Cardinal Tomas O'Shea, and he was like: 'Dude, you look fuckin' green' or some shit, and I was like: 'I think I'm going to spew'.
So he stood back like he was giving me space to hurl. Then he kicked me in tha balls. Fuck!
So he starts laughin his head off like some crazy fuckin lizard.
That's when I got the shits. Everyone else starts runnin like there's a volcano of shit erupting. There was, in a way.
Truly fucked up - a pair of Dickies, fuckin destroyed. A tear.
The skatepope has left the building.
7 Comments:
This is all blasphemy. Take it down of the internet now. I will report you.
June 18, 2004 at 9:39 AM
Blasphemy is right... I mean how dare you suggest that lizards are crazy!
June 19, 2004 at 10:19 AM
i just wanna let U no 'skate' pope I dont beleive any of this shit. I know what you're trying to do do and Im not falling for it. I left the chyrch 15 years a go, and im not coming back. I dont care how cool you cliam to be, I knew you back in the eighties, I no all about you dude, i no what you are and what youve done.
This shit aint real, dont fall for it. the pope DOES NOT SKATE and hes NOT COOL.
June 21, 2004 at 12:38 PM
Flip you motherfarmer, da pope is for real!
Skate on, your most holy of air-catching popeship!
And get this dumbbell, I know who ytou are and where you live. Expect the inquisition. If you still can.
Yours, Skating 'til I'm dead - and then some!
Da Big Bad Bish
June 21, 2004 at 1:26 PM
mundo respecto going out to Da Bish, you now what he waxes is da truth, your uno badarch bishop ma man. Dat guy is got zero parsent cred + even less brainz!. You know it dog.
Dis is Rip Rodriguez riding on thru da meen streets of Rio. Keep da faith!
June 21, 2004 at 2:29 PM
I am not amused by your posing as the supreme pontiff of the Catholic Church - in a word, God's representative on earth. It is immoral and unjustifiable. Plus, it sucks the fat one. Asswipe! Yours, Jesus.
June 21, 2004 at 6:02 PM
The skatepope be hanging from a rope,
ain't got no hope,
his ass is too fat,
Gonna bust him fair,
smash that funny hat,
In St Peter's Square,
You'll know what I mean,
I'm the king of blaspheme,
two rounds and out,
You ain't so devout.
Sunday - I'll see you at the skate off dope
- JC
June 22, 2004 at 10:24 AM
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