My story

Dis time I been spendin' in hopsital is givin' me a period to reflect on stuff. You know: bitchez I've boned and shit.

So I've started writin' my otto biography, assholes! Cardinal Tomas O'Shea's the holy ghost-writer on this shindig. I can't write it: my arms are broke ta fuck, and they're covered in plaster up ta my pits. Arm. You dig?

So, it's all gonna be about me, da skatepope, and will be illustrated with photos of cool ollies I did. I know you'll all buy this piece of shit. Later.